Is this real?
It’s so real that it’ll make you pop at least two boners.
Last updated: May 30, 2024 12:28
Ummmm, not everyone can pop a boner.
NINJA BORG makes frequent references to porking hot babes and boners.
Hot babes can be male, female, enby, cis, queer, ace, or any other gender and sexuality, and porking doesn’t have to be physical; a ninja’s biggest erogenous zone is the mind, after all.
Likewise, anyone can pop a boner (or more than one, even). It’s not something exclusive to people with penises.
So, in short, true ninjas accept and welcome everyone and acknowledge that their boners are just as valid as anyone else’s. What really counts is how hard we combine our boners’ power to wail on our guitars against hatred and fascism. And pirates.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
What does this have to do with Mörk Borg?
Absolutely fucking nothing.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
Wait, seriously? Nothing to do with Mörk Borg? But you have BORG in the title!
Alright, here’s the deal. This game wouldn’t exist if not for Johan and Pelle’s masterpiece. NINJA BORG has the soul of your beloved Mörk Borg, but it’s been forged and shaped to the ninja way. It’s player facing, but fewer rolls. It’s deadly, but only for the douchebags standing in your way. The mechanics are different, but in an inverted way that’s still familiar. They have Omens, we have Real Ultimate Power Points. They have the Big Mac, we have the Big Mick kinda shit.
There are a lot of things that are shared at their core, but they are different enough that this isn’t published under the Mörk Borg 3rd party license. Now THAT would have been disingenuous. And seriously, the conversion guide included in the book? It will take you all of five minutes beforehand and some improv at the table to run Rotblack Sludge or your favorite 3rd party adventure as a NINJA BORG mission.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
I dunno, this doesn't pass the sniff test, are you lying to me?
Really? Still with this? Okay look, you haven’t spent any money yet and if you have and feel cheated, you can still cancel your pledge or ask for a refund. But before you do, go over to our website (www.ninjaborg.com) and download the FREE Bare Boner Edition Pre-Release Edition Edition and look over the core rules before you make any judgements or decisions.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
This reminds me of something.
First of all, that’s not a question. Second, it’s reminding you of how completely sweet ninjas are.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
What do you have against pirates?
Ninjas and pirates have been mortal enemies since the dawn of time. Some would even say that ninjas are pirates’ natural predators.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
What happens if a pirate tries to get their hands on a copy, by fair means or foul?
Their eyeballs will probably explode, and so will their regular balls.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
What happens if you sleep with a copy of NINJA BORG under your pillow?
Your fairy godninja sneaks in through a shadow, takes the book, and chops your head off and leaves that under your pillow instead.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
Have you used any AI?
Have we used any AI? Dafuq? That’s actually a really stupid question so we are only going to answer it once. Fuck no.
Last updated: September 05, 2024 11:46
Why are the physical stretch goals add-ons?
This was the best way we could mitigate risk for ourselves and backers, as pledge levels could fluctuate based on which goals may or may not be unlocked by campaign’s end. Ninjas are all about risk mitigation.
Last updated: September 30, 2024 10:35
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